TSK  –  BLT #1

Leave Kids and Pets at Home!

Please leave all of the small creatures you are responsible for with someone off the drop zone.

Adhere to the NO DOGS RULE as per the DZO.

Events of TSK caliber, are no place for kids. Please!!! Do right by the little ones- and everyone else at the event and DO NOT BRING YOUR KIDS to this event. This is a 21 and over event. Besides all the debauchery, a 13-year-old girl with budding breasts looks legal across the bonfire. Yeah…we went there.

If you bring a child or pet, you will be asked to escort them off the dropzone.

TSK  –  BLT #2

GET IN THERE TEAM!!!

This event is created for us, by us! It only comes together when people roll up their sleeves and dig in to help.

If you’re willing to pitch in, contact Lisa Bresson or Eugene Zimmer to see where you’re needed most.  An hour a day, in the grand scheme of this epic event, ain’t so bad…

And if you do agree to a job, DON’T SQUIRREL! Nothing worse than being a G.I.G. (Good Intentioned Guy/Gal). You know the GIGs… “Sorry I missed my shift! But there was this really cool skydive/really hot skydiver *insert any number of distractions here*…” We rely on all TSK members to put on their uniforms and help make this happen!

And full disclaimer: even if you don’t ask us, we WILL ask you..😈

TSK  –  BLT #3

No Unauthorized Fireworks!!

Plain and simple: If you light them off, you will be asked to leave and / or escorted off the property by the TSK Security Goons. The Town of Gardiner is not so tolerant of fireworks, and we are obliged to respect their fine community.  

DON’T BE JERKS!! LAY OFF THE WORKS!!!

TSK  –  BLT #4

 

Get CONSENT or Get Bent!!!

(Shouldn’t even need to be said, buuuuut…..)

Team, this is important! Don’t forget to bring your TSK uniforms AND awesome costumes! Depending on your style, there may be some folks showing a lot of skin at this event. 

Remember Kindergarten? “Look with your eyes, not with your hands!” If you feel the overwhelming urge to be a disrespectful Douche to any party goers or staff, you’ll be escorted out.  

Creepers have been tossed before and banned from participating again (which is why we needed to include this for 2019), so please think twice before rubbing up on someone you barely know.  Keep it cool people!

Costuming is self-expression, not a license to touch.

TSK  –  BLT #5

Respect the Property.
Respect Yourselves.

The Ranch is the DZO’s backyard! Please pick up trash and discourage any and all forms of vandalism. There will be a dumpster by the front gate for your convenience, as well as free garbage bags at the registration tent. When you fill up a bag, drop it in the dumpster or at one of the several designated drop spots and the  TSK Clean & Green Crew will swing by and pick it up.

Get to know the property and your surroundings to avoid disorientation.

We highly recommend taking it easy your first day and night, getting familiar with the Ranch and figuring out where to go to find what you need. Chill out. It’s gonna be a long weekend. And if you do find yourself in a bit of trouble, look for a member of the TSK Security Peace Squad wearing bright T-shirts to help you! There will be a medic on site for emergencies, but let’s try to avoid that.
AGAIN: Party responsibly people! The very future of this epic festival depends on it.

 

TSK  –  BLT #1

Leave Kids and Pets at Home!

Please leave all of the small creatures you are responsible for with someone off the drop zone.

Adhere to the NO DOGS RULE as per the DZO.

Events of TSK caliber, are no place for kids. Please!!! Do right by the little ones- and everyone else at the event and DO NOT BRING YOUR KIDS to this event. This is a 21 and over event. Besides all the debauchery, a 13-year-old girl with budding breasts looks legal across the bonfire. Yeah…we went there.

If you bring a child or pet, you will be asked to escort them off the dropzone.

TSK  –  BLT #2

GET IN THERE TEAM!!!

This event is created for us, by us! It only comes together when people roll up their sleeves and dig in to help.

If you’re willing to pitch in, contact Lisa Bresson or Eugene Zimmer to see where you’re needed most.  An hour a day, in the grand scheme of this epic event, ain’t so bad…

And if you do agree to a job, DON’T SQUIRREL! Nothing worse than being a G.I.G. (Good Intentioned Guy/Gal). You know the GIGs… “Sorry I missed my shift! But there was this really cool skydive/really hot skydiver *insert any number of distractions here*…” We rely on all TSK members to put on their uniforms and help make this happen!

And full disclaimer: even if you don’t ask us, we WILL ask you..😈

TSK  –  BLT #3

No Unauthorized Fireworks!!

Plain and simple: If you light them off, you will be asked to leave and / or escorted off the property by the TSK Security Goons. The Town of Gardiner is not so tolerant of fireworks, and we are obliged to respect their fine community.  

DON’T BE JERKS!! LAY OFF THE WORKS!!!

TSK  –  BLT #4

 

Get CONSENT or Get Bent!!!

(Shouldn’t even need to be said, buuuuut…..)

Team, this is important! Don’t forget to bring your TSK uniforms AND awesome costumes! Depending on your style, there may be some folks showing a lot of skin at this event. 

Remember Kindergarten? “Look with your eyes, not with your hands!” If you feel the overwhelming urge to be a disrespectful Douche to any party goers or staff, you’ll be escorted out.  

Creepers have been tossed before and banned from participating again (which is why we needed to include this for 2019), so please think twice before rubbing up on someone you barely know.  Keep it cool people!

Costuming is self-expression, not a license to touch.

TSK  –  BLT #5

Respect the Property.
Respect Yourselves.

The Ranch is the DZO’s backyard! Please pick up trash and discourage any and all forms of vandalism. There will be a dumpster by the front gate for your convenience, as well as free garbage bags at the registration tent. When you fill up a bag, drop it in the dumpster or at one of the several designated drop spots and the  TSK Clean & Green Crew will swing by and pick it up.

Get to know the property and your surroundings to avoid disorientation.

We highly recommend taking it easy your first day and night, getting familiar with the Ranch and figuring out where to go to find what you need. Chill out. It’s gonna be a long weekend. And if you do find yourself in a bit of trouble, look for a member of the TSK Security Peace Squad wearing bright T-shirts to help you! There will be a medic on site for emergencies, but let’s try to avoid that.
AGAIN: Party responsibly people! The very future of this epic festival depends on it.